Sometime this past year, I don't recall when, I started receiving a local Seniors Magazine. It's actually a subscription! Someone paid for it. I thought that it was an accident at first and thought the senior who signed up for it would eventually call in and it would get cleared up. However, it has not. It is still coming regularly. There are some articles that I do find interesting. Subsequently, I have been receiving junk mail for miracle ear. I am sure this is something everyone gets, so I disregard them. The other day however, I got to wondering if there isn't someone behind all of this. I received this in the mail. Addressed to none other than Amy Johnson...
I know! There are so many great things about this place. Three home cooked meals daily, housekeeping and personal laundry service! Private rooms including private bathrooms! Fall prevention programs (I could totally use this). Assistance at meal time (does this mean I don't even need to lift my own spoon to my mouth?) While there are a ton of positives about this, why, oh why am I getting it? Shad is older than me, and did he get it? NO. All I can think of is there must be another Amy Johnson nearing or in her senior years, that maybe has a problem with falling, walking, hearing, eating, or bathing. I don't know. OR someone thinks they are pretty funny.
The End
5 comments:
Haha! Getting dementia doesn't sound so bad, does it?
Would it make you feel any better if you knew that I've gotten those things in the mail too?
Shit sign up! but wait can I be you "significant Other"? I could use a little TLc myself.Fall protection and depends.... we'll be set!
amy i am laughing so hard right now...good post!
i love this! it must be some other amy johnson. however, it would be nice to have someone wipe my bottom for a change. or bathe me. it sounds kind of nice.
Every time I look at this blog I laugh!! Must be something to your getting these.....(probably for your mother or father!!)
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