i did not have 3 pieces of french toast this morning (after shad went to work and KJ was in school)covered in homemade raspberry jam AND syrup. that is nasty and would be way too much sugar at one sitting.
i so didn't go to walmart after shad got home and walk around aimlessly just to get out of the house.
i didn't buy 2 hideous light up t-shirts for sam just because they were on clearance for 5 bucks.
i didn't try to listen in on a phone conversation that was accidentally being picked up on my cell. how rude!
i totally didn't drop off KJ at school bra less on friday. i am way too well endowed to do that! what if i got in an accident or something? i guess i would have some good airbags then.
i didn't give sam a piece of pepperoni and sausage pizza for lunch instead of his nasty green beans. how unhealthy could i get?
i didn't take a nap for an hour and a half today instead of calling insurance companies for work. how irresponsible! i also didn't tape family feud while not taking said nap.